| SUBJECT: BABYGAM - ORIGIN UNKNOWN | ||||
| Discovered in a dumpster behind the VELVET ELVIS on March 29, 1998, Babygam may be the youngest or possibly the oldest living member of the band of renegade musicians known as the GAM.
Obviously a human - alien hybrid, Gambaby may well be the long rumoured PHASE 9 of GAM's plan for world domination. Gambaby's arrival was apparently prophesied by the mysterious and ancient Yoni Clan. Recently discovered aboriginal rock paintings clearly depict a god-child that bears a remarkable resemblence to the Babygam. |
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Since his discovery in 1998, the Babygam has not aged at all, leading to conjecture that he may be immortal.
Has Gambaby been alive all of this time? Or were these primitive peoples tapping into a potential future subconciousness of a planet ruled by the HIVEMIND? What if Gambaby is nothing more than a hallucination fabricated to explain the unknowable, brought on by eating too many Moon Pies and drinking too much R.C. Cola? |
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