After a rash which i cant seem to get rid of... no, what I meant to say was, after a rash of phone calls reporting that I was dead I must make this clear. I AM NOT DEAD! This story was started on a rumour-mongoring fan site.

The so-called Keith Kozel fan site is the one to blame. This site,though very funny, is NOT an official GAM site.

It was constructed by one Tad Thompson of Kenosha,WI. A FAN? Or my greatest enemy?

All links to this site from ours are going to be deleted!

The direct link to this site from my bio page was a decision made by the freakmaster, and not by GAM!

If rumors of my death as reported on this UNOFFICIAL FAN SITE do not cease we will have no other option than to send a Tasmanian Death Squad to deal with the aforementioned Thad Thompson!

Please(mom especially)
STOP WORRYING
KEITH KOZEL IS NOT YET DEAD!

Kiki

Kevin, Keith, and Scott were spotted deep inside Savannah's own ROLLERDERBY 22,000,0000/ORGY OF SOUND.

Rocking rythym and entertwined with the trance inducing beats of DJ Cylert.The jams (including four GAM numbers performed with bass player Mike Walker) rotated through a line up which featured playing by Sebastian Edwards, Gene Lyons,bOB Holmen,Doug Deep,Aaron Parret,Kara Atkins, Mike Walker, J. Layden, Keith Kozel, Kevin Rose, Scott Lankford, DJ Cylert, and a host of cultish revelers.The Rock/Techno stylings were, of course, only background to rollerskating and skateboarding fun.

Keeping Freak Alive

Kiki

Sucess?  Tim and Julia seem to think so.  Though the turn out was not as good as expected, the fact that the All-ages fest happened at all is a blessing.

While all the older set was determined to see the Bindlestiff Family Circus (in what reports site as a lacklustre performance) and remained downtown, the more adventursome drove out to Tybee Island to witness the true spirit of rock!

When Gam hit the stage it was to a nearly empty room,but we tore into our set with mad abandon.The normals were soon weeded out as the prairie squid wer released. Theres nothing like a faceful of face fucking bat giz antidote to burn the eyes of the nonbelievers right out of their heads.

Though our lighting rig has been stolen we were fortunate enough to be blessed twofold by the AURA crew with massive strobes and a bubble machine for this show.

Three new songs made their way in; Wooly MAMMOTH, Dragnett on Love Street,and The power anthem...It's a Revolution Muther!

GAM will be playing the last Weekend inMay at the Velvet Elvis.We are tired of these old fucking songs, so we will be blasting out with more new ones. This will be a freak show so leave your jaded
coolness at home and get your rocks off FREAKS!

Anyway, thanks Tim and Julia. We'd do it again in a second.

MAY THE FREAK BE WITH YOU!

Kiki

If you havent heard the newly rereleased (first time to CD) albums of African king and rhythmic genius, Fela Kuti, you have missed out on some seriously good shit.

Like an allday high or a marathon of down and dirty sex,Fela's Afro-jazz jams last full album sides. I won't wax music geek history on yo ass, just mind these words and find a place in your mind for FELA. Any group with a love of the beat and a desire to pierce the membrane owes a great debt to this late, great artist.

Today I bought RICHARD HELL &THE VOIDOIDS, "THE BLANK GENERATION". Released in 1977, I first heard Richard Hell in 1982 when all the world seemed a musical wasteland.I haven't heard this disc in years, but it strikes like a viper today with all the fury, spit and wrenching spasms that made it famous in '77.

Poetry never sounded so raw and real as with the bands of this NewYork era. Fuck Radio "Punk"! Hell, let me at it I'll fuck your radio!

The Conspiracy has struck again. In a desperate move to stop the GAM Project, agents of The Conspiracy have made off with several of GAM's psycho-hypno lights, and one of their prototype spacepods. The spacepod, a futuristic gravity well escape vessel under development by top freedom fighter scientists working closely on the GAM project, could prove crucial to the survival of the Human Genome should something go wrong with the Hivemind.
Ironically, the hibernation life support systems of the pod had yet to be installed, so anyone attempting to use the pod as is would almost certainly die.

GAM welcomes any information relating to the stolen items.

Well January 8 has come and gone and the dead king Elvis has had another posthumous birthday.  Savannah's own Velvet Elvis Bar made certain this occasion would not pass unnoticed with the Velvet Elvis birthday tribute to Elvis Presley. Members of Savannah's incestous rock community comprised a house band for the evening,The Perscription 2000, shake rattle and rolling into the night.  Our lovely Kevin F. Rose graced the line-up playing guitar like a chainsaw a buzzin', and his sonic guitar orgy with the Flam's Jonathan Procter blew the roof off.
Also amongst the nights cavalcade of guest stars were Susan, singing a rowsing Suspicious Minds, and a frenzied Keith Kozel, singing Burning LovE till the ladies wept in their panties!
 FREAKTASTIC!
Keith Kozel side band Superhorse will be playing at the Velvet Elvis Jan 28. For a heavy dose of ass kicking dungeon psychedelia DON'T MISS THIS SHOW! SHOWTIME is the witching hour 12:00am for full voodoo power.

Ex GAM bassist Mike Walker is still alive and rockin' with his new group "the Flam". They just opened for Fugazi on part of this latest tour.  Mike is cranking out mad tunes from his underground sound lab and hopes to have a full length Spacerock disc available later this year. You can bet we'll keep you posted.

Kevin's Shitrocket project is in high gear. I've never seen him so fucked up on drugs and still running the controls like a pro. He must have the stamina of George Clinton.

Who's ready for triple X-Day? If the world hasn't ended already surely it will this July 5 at...
    ow my head hurts now

kiki

The GAM has informed Hivemind about a forthcoming series of releases of previously quarantined material. Examine these quotes intercepted from their press release:

"Let the music of GAM mount your cerebral cortex, pumping it with the jizz of pure creativity, infecting and impregnating the minds of (any) who listen... the lethal effects of the music virus can only be overcome through the act of creating, as the virus latches on to subconcious memes and mutates them... effects of this mutation can then be expressed by the hostbody and transmitted to us, (in return) for the antidote."

In other words, purchasers of the upcoming "Diseased Music" will be subconciously forced to create or risk severe psychiatric damage!

"Diseased Music is a forthcoming series of releases which will... (interact) with the audience. Each copy ordered will be individually CD burned, AND NUMBERED, so that viral memes may be scientifically tracked... these full length recordings have been kept safe in airtight vaults until now... These are fully mutated and alternative cuts of experimental music considered too dangerous for the upcoming mainstream Phase 9 release."

In other words, the listener will be forced, against their will, by various bodily functions, to create a piece of art in conjunction to listening to the diseased music, and then, will return documented evidence of this art to the GAM, in effect, paying for the music twice.

One has to admire the capitalistic brilliance of the GAM's plot!

Keith Kozel Reveals Latest Info on GAM's TOP SECRET New Album!

Letter intercepted by freakbot 159
12-15-99

Hi freakmeister,
The plan, as I understand it , is to work hard at making our third album a freakrock classic. Over half of the material has been tracked and awaits only the Phase Nine process.  The album will feature, among others, Homaid Sin, Edie, I came On In, 5-10-4, and the Mike Walker composed O.T.O and Paper. 
I've just completed my work on The Boneyard.  I'm not sure what I may disclose to the public about this thriller, but I hope I don't have to go through that terror again. 
Kevin has been working diligently with the Shitrocket Project and hopes of a spring release for this electronic sound track abound. 
Scott is currently playing and recording for those heathen gospelaires "The Judge and the Jury", and building a new patio. We are currently culling through piles of studio tapes to piece together the first in the Diseased Music series.
Susan's acquisition of a 120 year old piano is confounding her with its two person tuning needs.
We will be performing like trained monkeys in the Velvet Elvis "Elvis' birthday tribute to Elvis" with many other primates.